Don't Quit Your Day Job

I love conversations with my kids.  I get an inside peek into what they're thinking.  But sometimes it makes me wonder who their parents really are.

Caleb - Did you know there are two kinds of plumbers?

Me - No, I didn't.  What are they?
(seriously, TWO kinds of plumbers??  This I must know.)

Caleb - Well, one kind I don't know how to explain, but one kind of plumber works on sinks and showers. The other one fights crime.

Remind me to do a background check before calling our next plumbing 'professional'.