Things to do When Laid Up on the Couch Because a Glass Fell Off the Counter and Cut Your Foot

1. Convince your husband that the cut is not that bad and you don't have to go to the ER on the weekend with three kids.
2. Bemoan the fact that you did not shave your legs that morning and you are dire need of a pedicure (just in case you do have to get those stitches).
3. Be thankful for your exceedingly gracious husband who has brought you lunch, something to drink, and his laptop so you have something to do.
4. Be even more thankful for said husband who has carried you around the house so you can go to the bathroom.
5. Make fifty bucks on TreasureTrooper.com by filling out surveys and signing up for trial offers. (sweet!)
6. Hobble over to answer the telephone within 20 seconds of husband leaving the house.
7. Clean up cut, again, after trip to the telephone.
   
8. Settle back onto couch with foot up, again, but this time leave telephone on coffee table right beside you (not that it rings again for the rest of the day)
   
9. Try calling husband's cell phone while he is out because his laptop requires a password after being idle while you were on the telephone. (you hear it ring, he left it on the counter *sigh*).
10. Take out your own cell phone and play with ring tones.
11. Call your cell phone to see if you have the right ring tone set up (you do!).
12. Consider the cut not such a bad thing, now you don't have to cook tonight!